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Painted World of The Holloway Tape

by The Holloway Tape

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toothpicksinmyhair We booked my mother's quinceañera here, and it was an awful experience. The staff were incredibly rude and unhelpful, not to mention their very inappropriate, suggestive police uniforms (genitals and butt prominently exposed). They continually insulted my family as we set up tables, poking us with their fingers and yelling things like "ooey gooey!" and "stop wesisting uwu!" while knocking over decorations and eating all the food we made! Midway through the party, the event manager set fire to t Favorite track: We Forgive Obama.
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1.
With a K 01:27
You held me in your arms, Whispered every night it’ll be alright Toss me in the streets and I’ll sleep just tight. 
Pray to god we’ll get into another fight Cause I just want your love
 You couldn’t help your fucking son Just chalk it up to another one of my mistakes I hope he takes your heart, and it fucking breaks If you’re listening, keep your distance Just another fucking sleepless night Not around to ever say goodbye And I really hope he fucks you good Like every other cunt he fucking should And l’m sorry that I couldn’t be The only child to succ-fucking-ceed Fuck me right? 
All that fucking bullshit Feed me one more lie Tell me I’m not good enough Antisocial fuck Wish you could have seen The failure I would be Threw me out the way Abusive fuck that’s here to stay But I’m not a real fucking man But I’m not a real fucking man
2.
Free Snotman 04:35
Is this what you dreamed of? 
Rotting inside out? And so you’ve fallen from grace again Succumbed to every fucking needle in hand I’ve got your fix So you can fuck yourself Is this what you dreamed of?
 Rotting inside out? Track marks and puncture wounds With skid marks and cheap tattoos I’m writhing in pain But I’m feeling alive Cause I’ve got a match But nothing to light Teeth falling out from your impudent grin A price for your sins A flaky flesh crust taints your body, disgust Insatiable lust Maggots lay waste, your untimely decay A vermin’s buffet Carving these holes in your brain, what a waste It’s all in good taste And yet here you are still breathing in this world. Walking around aimlessly, finding new lows to sink to And new things to add to your record, as if you were collecting fucking trading cards. Narcotics dealer, sexual predator, I could go on and on. But they fucking love you. They sing a song for you, it goes something like this:

 FREE SNOT MAN!!! Alone and freezing Scraping off my nails to get me feeling easy “Soon you will be clean” but what the fuck does that mean? I already feel free from all the pills they feed me. I’m failing. I’m failing. I’m failing. And here’s our story on The Snot Man February 2nd the snot man was found with his pants down, masturbating in front of the frozen food section at his local grocery store April 14th it was discovered that the snot man had been selling off his son’s belongings in order to pay for his heroin addiction October 30th A friend of the snot man overdosed, and instead of bringing her to the hospital, dropped off her corpse at her parent’s doorstep

December 12th Although he was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder Snot man was found to be legally sane at his trial, and proven innocent. To all our listeners, we hope that you understand, that as charming as this man may he seem, he is very sick, and you must keep away from him. You can’t let him back out. You cannot control him, I swear he’ll break
3.
Mr. Song 02:36
One more drink that’s all I really need Grab another bottle, you can watch me drown Alcoholic fodder, and I’ll fucking calm down I’m no addict Keep it going till I can barely breathe Social diarrhea till I’m spewing out bile Tag another body, you can throw it in the pile I’m no addict Feeling claustrophobic, cut out all the noise Wasting every hour, feel sorta mundane Psycho meltdowns, feel wild, untamed I’m no addict Not until I’m sober, beat me till I bleed Grind into my flesh like a pulpy fucking mess Once we’re fucking done, you can see me undress. Uh oh!
I’m no addict Another round my dear? I’ll take another shot Show me all you fucking got. Spread out all my fucking guts And take what’s left of me
I’m drained Restrained Delayed With any luck I’ll fade away Away away away away away Dance till the night’s gone Singing all these drunk songsx4 Don’t stay I won’t stray Stray from my anxiety Stray from my sobriety Stray from my insanity Stray from this monstrosity
4.
Earlhamas 03:20
I just need to make this jump and FUCK I MISSED IT
 Tropical paradise that’s covered BLACK OOZE SLUDGE PAINT Tentacles tearing limb from limb KILL THOSE SQUID FUCKS Tyrannical turtle daddy issues DISGUISED AS ME Tilt left Side jump Wall jump Don’t forget to dive And fuck… FUCK I MISSED THIS WOULDN’T BE SO FUCKING HARD WITH THAT JETPACK FUCK ON YOUR BACK PRECISION I’VE GOT DOWN TIGHT BLISTERED FINGERS FUCKED LEFT AND RIGHT Shot at least a thousand times Those rays that fucking multiply Shocking ooze that coats the town Vomit juice from lizard mount HEATHEN SOILS ISLAND AGAIN SLUDGE THAT PAINTS TOWN’S WALLS BLOOD RED X2 Turtle needs a brand new mom
 Turtle wields the paintbrush wand Turtle steals the plumber’s hoe Turtle needs to fucking go KILL THAT TURTLE IN HIS HOT TUB BOIL HIS ASS RUBBA DUB DUB SLIT HIS THROAT ONE FOUL SWOOP TURN THAT FUCK INTO A SOUP OH HOORAY ISLAND IS SAVED FUCKING GIRL KIDNAPPED AGAIN TAKEN TO GALAXY BASE TIME TO KILL TURTLES IN SPACE
5.
I should have never said “No” I should have always done what I was told. I Wanted you to hit me again, motherfucker Before you had to motherfucking go. He was the only good one in your life And I wish he was with me Cause I sure as fuck don’t get the praise Maybe I was just in the way Your words are suffocating The meaning is all fucking lost So please just do me a favor Shut the fuck fucking up My mouth will not fucking open I can’t get the words fucking out Verbally tripping all over myself All this fucking time Disappointing Dissappoint me I’m not fucking sorry For being the fucking black sheep I could wallow in my own12 self pity Or be grateful I’m not just like you I wish you were still fucking here So you’d see what I’ve grown up to be After twenty some fucking years I would grind you straight into dust I’m not fucking sorry I’m pretty sure I fucking hate you And I wish you were still here and kicking So you could hear all this shit that I’m screaming This is my fucking nightmare
6.
Fucking disease I gotta get Back on my feet It’s fucking with me Don’t know if any Doctors to see Am I unclean? Or am I just Panicking I’m losing sleep Are you really fucking with me? Drugs give me drugs Please dont ignore me Social distance seems so nice What a fucking waste of life All our minds are in control When’s the next apocalypse? I DON'T WANT MY HANDS CLEAN
7.
John Depp 03:28
Walk the fucking plank Scissors are my hands Beak the fucking spank Cocaine in my hand Zillions in my bank Booty in my hand With my sword I wank White rum in my hand Bottle’s empty x4 The air’s salty tang fills my nostrils again, the sails up above start to stiffen Ive got zillions The kraken is cracking his whip once again, his tentacles starting to stiffen I’ve got zillions Through my far-eye I espy the grey leviathan, my crooked spine starts to stiffen I’ve got zillions The whirlpool is whirling, the cameras are rolling, my bright smiles starts to stiffen I’ve got zillions I’ve got zillions I’ve got zillions I’ve got zillions Big sword fight, my name is Captain Hook Parrot cries, squawk squawk squawking squawk Lamprey writhes, pull out your fucking cock Pirates life, feed your ass to the shark Aahaahahahahaahhahhahhhaa Navigation, my vacation, masturbation, aberration White hot poker, in my asshole, all because the, empty bottle I'm a pirate It's the life for me It's the life for me The pirate's life for me. I'm a pirate
8.
Hoagieman 03:44
Waiting patiently Watching every minute go by All the color drained from my flesh Blank stares at every passing face All of whom begging to be fed They’re only useful if their mouths are full With all the garbage they can get their hands on And I’m no fucking different How do you do? I hope you’re doing good Nooo. You fucking mongoloid This is unacceptable 
Let me speak to your manager… A fucking psycho Something from the Bible Just another night without any sleep NOOO
I ASKED FOR MARLBORO REDS AND YOU GAVE ME MENTHOL
THESE COULD KILL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?! Fucking psychopath
9.
There’s no point in rational discussion When you view this tyrant as your prophet Here the plague’s a matter of opinion Black lives seen as act of terrorism All these cops are brain dead fucking bastards Racist, rapist, pigs don’t fucking matter All the brain washed fools will cry it’s slander And bow to their racist, rapist, master And you’ll have no fucking forgiveness x4 There’s no point in rational discussion When you view this tyrant as your prophet Here the plague’s a matter of opinion Black lives seen as act of terrorism All these cops are brain dead fucking bastards Racist, rapist, pigs don’t fucking matter All the brain washed fools will cry it’s slander And bow to their racist, rapist, master You’re disgusting Forcing kids in fucking cages. Fuck you I despise you. Thousands dying, let’s go golfing. Fuck you. Fucking bastard. Terrorism propaganda. Fuck you
10.
Celery Man 04:59
Glistening in moon light The slimey ones are howling Can’t afford a chest nut Their teeth begin to crumble Summer’s coming up The paintings are torn down Diamonds in her heels And Wine laced caskets Ocean baby smiling Holographic lenses Catholic girls are crying All the boys are dancing All the boys are dancing All the boys are dancing All the boys are dancing All the boy s are dancing Silver bells ringing all around
Can’t get you out of my head You only think about is me
Can’t get me out of your Stardust night Switchblade fight Cut up twice It’s rather nice The smell of pine The face of swine A shallow crime Unsatisfied A mother’s cry A father’s tie The dogs all lie Don’t ask me why A fall from grace And in poor taste Open/Shut case A fucking waste Falling and falling into the jungle of despair Gnawing, and teething with nothing to spare. The cell phone towers shine down on the ground that I stand on While the festering sewer rats burrow out their homes to usurp the throne you rule upon And all that Hand me down jewelry decorates your body, reeks of all the blood, sweat and tears that you stole from. You’re sloppy. The trees are collapsing The waves come down crashing The flames burn brighter than ever seen before Your world is slowly coming to a halt Are you happy with everything you’re leaving behind?
 Was it fucking worth it? You’re spiraling down a whole in which you can’t come back from. You’ve brought shame upon us all, and even death is not a suitable punishment for you.
 You stupid little fuck. I swear I mean what I say.
11.
Tom Cruizes 03:28
A kick in the teeth, a shot to the ribs Gotta get the fuck out Cigarettes stain the old carpet floor Gotta get the fuck out Blood’s on the walls, a knife to my throat Gotta get the fuck out Silhouettes paint the violent scenes Gotta get the fuck out Can’t seem to put correct words in order “CAN YOU HEAR ME?!” AHHHHHHH
Scorching through flesh to heal with self loathing
No one’s listening AHHHHHHHH Chattering drones ringing through my ear drums Get the fuck out AHHHH Gasping for air, drowning in my own screams Please let me go AHHHHHH A kick in the teeth, a shot to the ribs Gotta get the fuck out Cigarettes stain the old carpet floor Gotta get the fuck out Blood’s on the walls, a knife to my throat Gotta get the fuck out Silhouettes paint the violent scenes Gotta get the fuck out Can’t seem to put correct words in order “CAN YOU HEAR ME?!” AHHHHHHH
Scorching through flesh to heal with self loathing
No one’s listening AHHHHHHHH Chattering drones ringing through my ear drums Get the fuck out AHHHH Gasping for air, drowning in my own screams Please let me go AHHHHHH Clawing at the spirits constraining me Unforgiving branding in my torso Spastic overload, no control Grinding frequencies in the void Screaming endlessly, agony UNRELENTING UNRELENTING UNRELENTING
12.
ASSMAN 05:36
Honey, I must confess I look banging in this dress Hips are shaking to impress Lipstick’s killing, I’m the best Fuck gender formalities I look better as a queen Your hatred is what’s obscene And you’re not as hot as me My hair is luscious My kisses so scrumptious And you’re just so jealous Cause you cannot handle this That’s right I’m a thick ass bitch And you can’t compete Fuck your narrow minded views As if who I am fucking concerns you Why’s it all these homophobe neck beard fucks Thinking that we wanna go and fuck them? One thing that these fucks will not convince me is that I am some kind of freak. They don’t understand and that is what frightens them, and all of them can fuck off in thinking that sexuality is some kind of fucking choice. Why would I choose to be ostracized by my peers? Why would I choose to have my formative years be spent screaming at god “why can’t I just be fucking normal?” It took too long to be honest with myself, and it took even longer to be honest with others, but now I finally feel free. And all these detestable fucks are envious that someone like me can be happy, while they rot in fucking misery. Isn’t that cute? Trans rights=Human rights Gay rights=Human rights Listen up, let’s making this clear We have a voice, and it’s time you fucking hear Trans rights=Human rights Gay rights=Human rights Honey I wish you well, you can burn in fucking hell Who the fuck are you to even judge me? I see through all your sexual insecurities You want me cause I’m dangerous Bible thumping sinful lust
Fuck me with a blissful thrust I’m choking as you fucking bust When will you admit you’re just the same as me? Your life was fucking warped by all the brainwashing. Deny it cause you know it’s true What will they all think of you? Brand new spiritual break through Dressed down in the living room
13.
Da Maniac 02:33
Drink! I hear you’re thirsty! Keystone, Natty, Busch and Jai Lai? Drink up! Hope you like the special ingredient. Easy peasy lemon squeazy, drink it faster, and you’ll feel queasy 
Hope you like the special ingredient Guzzle it down your fucking gullet, what a fucking sexy mullet!
 Hope you like the special ingredient Dripping, dripping, hey you’re slipping! That’s my piss you’re fucking drinking! 
Hope you liked the special ingredient Feeling slimy, all inside me. CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG Damn, I knew this beer would taste better after I put it in the fridge. 
It almost has a bit of a kick to it now. 
Wait.
 He did what?
 He pissed in my fucking beer? What the fuck?
 Dude, that’s not fucking cool.
 You’re a fucking maniac.
 You have to drink my piss now, Open your mouth up, fucking pussy. ha ha ha You’re a piss drinking freak Lemon scented maybe? yellow mellow fellow Head first in Modelo
14.
I can’t seem to keep away from you Can’t seem to handle myself with you Just want to be away from you Away from you Spiraling downward in a whirlpool of shit Spitting out every hollow word I’ve ever said How am I truly feeling today?
 Are any of my emotions real? 
Am I just regurgitating the same information That I’m programmed to say every fucking day? I cannot think for myself Can you do it for me? Oh- I never know what to fucking say Or how to even react to anything Until days after it’s fucking happened And by then we’ve already moved on to something else. And it’s always something else Everything I’ve said was at the wrong time to say it And I keep repeating the same mistake I need a better writer All my lines are fucking outdated. It all reads like some lifeless fucking Hallmark card But even that would be flattering I am in need of a new voice, a fresh sound. 
 Someone that can properly articulate the way that I feel. Because at this rate I am just being loud without actually saying anything
So I just keep writing myself into a fucking corner with nothing else but the vocabulary of a 6th grader I don't feel anything I don't feel at all AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
15.
Nude Tayne 02:40
no lyrics it's all just sdhkdsghlsdkhsldhvlxzvklhvlkdhgklshlkvdsklhsdl
16.
Fatty Ahead 03:40
Everything’s fucking spinning. I’ve become nauseated with all of the attention, the affection, the emotions that I do not care to fucking address. The emptiness I have rejected and have loathed for quite some time is starting to become something of a comfort zone, a craving that I can’t seem to live without. The desire to just be alone. I tell myself that’s not what I want but more and more I find that all of the emotional bombardment ceases to a glaring hault once I lock myself in. Black screens staring at me, pages filled with the same three fucking words that just seem to lose all meaning when they are uttered every fucking minute of every fucking day. I’ve spent so long trying to find comfort in others only to find myself yearning to be isolated from everything else. I’ll do anything to stop all the ringing in my fucking ears. JUST MAKE IT STOP right now Vice grip, now behold, screaming out of my control, what a lovely center fold All of these colorful sounds are starting to blend together 
My vision is blurred
 Nothing seems to be exciting me anymore
 I am just over all of this. 
Can I truly be passionate about something that I so desperately want to half ass just so I can be fucking done with it?
 What am I even writing about anymore? 
I wish anything I said or did was worth something to someone because it sure as shit isn’t to me. I’m so fucking miserable but I can’t just outright say it. I don’t want advice, I don’t care what your opinion on the fucking subject is. It’s like nobody wants to listen they just want to play fucking psychiatrist for a day and I could really give a shit. I’d rather just bottle up my feelings at that rate. Shut the fuck up. 
Everything is just falling apart and I don’t fucking care. I can’t wait to knock this out
17.
Fuck my echo Fuck my shadow, Tonight's my night, Nadir is now, id is spotlight NO I CAN'T TAKE IT Nadir now, nadir then, id is now, i can't fucking feel my legs rage is now, bane is then, wroth is now, i can't fucking feel my head ire now ire now ire now, i can't fucking smash her eggs fire now fire now fire now, i can't fucking smash her bridge Dash it all in the fucking dearth Nadir now, nadir then, id is now, i can't fucking feel my legs rage is now, bane is then, wroth is now, i can't fucking feel my head ire now ire now ire now, i can't fucking smash her eggs fire now fire now fire now, i can't fucking smash her bridge I have a goddess of a wife who sweats ambition and empathy and a daughter who reminds me too much of what i used to be, full of love and joy, kissing every person she meets because everyone is good and will do her no harm. And that terrifies me to the point to where I can barely function. I can't stand the thought of Frances becoming the miserable, self-destructive, death rocker that I've become. I have it good, very good, and I'm grateful, but since the age of seven, I've become hateful towards all humans in general. Only because it seems so easy for people to get along that have empathy. Only because I love and feel sorry for people too much I guess. Thank you all IT'S NOT RIGHT Nadir now, nadir then, id is now, i can't fucking feel my legs rage is now, bane is then, wroth is now, i can't fucking feel my head ire now ire now ire now, i can't fucking smash her eggs fire now fire now fire now, i can't fucking smash her bridge
18.
Thank god I am the funny man Always in on the joke Viewing life through all of these colorful lenses It’s a shame I’m not more serious 
Not the one you can rely on
 Or the one you can confide to Always laughing at misfortune, and self deprecation. How fucking cute And I surround myself with those who are consumed by this perpetual state of misery Hearing them cry out, as if trapped in a void where their voices can not be heard. Finding the strangest sense of comfort as they wallow in their own self pity Cause god knows I have no way of expressing those emotions myself Cause I’m the funny man I’m the one that you’re either laughing with or laughing at, it makes no real difference either way. And I’m sick and tired of pretending like I give a shit about whether or not I am happy, or how to properly express myself because as far as I’m concerned, I turned out fine right?
 I turned out fine…. Right??? Day in and day out I’m surrounded by all white noise, and it is only getting louder. It just keeps getting louder and louder and louder and louder, Oh will you please shut the fuck up? Can you just be quiet for one god damn second? It’s suffocating and I can’t understand it. I know we’re speaking the same language but it’s all coming out like mush. At some point all I am hearing is depressing verbal vomit filled with every fucking buzz word in the god damn dictionary. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Don't speak a word to me Don't speak a fucking word
19.
Purple little gremlin fellow Dressing up in mustard yellow Dipped his head in mushroom jello Shooting up to keep his mellow Pink and squealing heaby jeebies Plump and frizzy teeny beebies Cutesy tootsie all in bootsies Whoopsie, oopsie, what a doozy Polly wanna Wally dolly Molly gonna folly Holly Faster faster fucking bastard Cure comes from the chief headmaster And ]surprise he fucking goes Out to fuck out all his woes If he hollers let him go Kill him with the final blow And the trip keeps on going Each sentence uttered disintegrating into a mesh Of complete and utter nonsense. 
 But maybe we were never supposed to understand it in the first place Basking in the moonlight’s glow Paralyzing undertow Cauterizing heavy flow On display, and what a show! There’s a need for isolating Fucking bastards spreading disease Listen up Fuck your idols, fuck your masters Fucking brainless After a series of unintelligible ramblings it became clear That not even someone who has completely lost their mind Could fall victim to the brainwashing used by the morons that have been put in control. It’s time to get them the fuck out. Obfuscation No momentum Spiraling all upside down Fractures in the underground Lucid dreaming on display Suffocating til decay Reaching out with severed limbs Tearing off my fucking skin
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liquor 06:15
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The Holloway Tape is:
Billy Stratton - Guitar
Zach Jenckes - Vocals
Josh Jenckes - Drums, vocals on "Da Maniac" and "John Depp"

Additional personnel:
Billboard Charting Artist James Lewis - vocals on "Free Snotman"
Pon Zimora - vocals on "ASSMAN"
Derrek Connolly - vocals on Hoagieman
Nick Saia - vocals on Hoagieman
Joshua Bowlby - vocals on "Don't Call Me Snotman"
Kam Phillips-Rowland - vocals on "Tom Cruizes"
Elizabeth Serowka - Piano, Ocarina on "We Forgive Obama"
Serena Jade Winters - Piano on multiple tracks
AJ Bradenburg - Violin on "We Forgive Obama"
Matthew Moore - Saxophone on "liquor"

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released October 31, 2020

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