Stole the sleigh, I’m on my way
to the motherfuckin pole with the AK spray
bitches think that I’m cray, got his head on a tray
and I’m stealing his coat as I head on my way
Coal in your stocking for playing your games
Devilish fantasies plotting my way
I’mma creep in your chimney, I’m watching you lay
but I’m waking you up and I’m taking to name
Fully irate, wooly my ways
Stuck in a blizzard I’m praying for praise
I’m gon rip out his gizzards and piss on his brain
You can cry all you want but you pussies to blame
I’m the new St. Nick and I’m packing the sticks
The old sleigh wasn’t hot so I lifted that shit
KRAVN flipping the switch as I’m baggin his bitch
while she making me cookies and suckin my dick
KRAVN is blessing the naughtiest kids
from the bottom of bay on my nautical shit
Santa making a mess when I leave ‘em to guess
I’m just shaken and stressing the holidays bitch
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