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Well HO HO HO
Merry Christmas, you filthy fucking animal
And have a happy new year
Oh Santa Claus please fuck me in the ass
Stuff my fucking stocking with your big fat candy cane
Oh Santa, baby, please run a train on me
We'll get Dasher, Donnor, Blitzen and Rudolph baby please
You can frosty in my snowman
And milk in my cookies
Just check your list, I'm begging you
I swear I'm not naughty
I swear I'm not naughty
I swear I'm not naughty
I'm the nicest bitch around
So Santa, just fuck me.
I want to feel your beard around my cock
Want to feel ol' St. Nick's glow
Underneath the mistletoe
Underneath the mistletoe
I feel like Santa's ho
Gettin' clapped by the elves
I feel like Santa's ho
Oh Santa
We don't have to get the Mrs. involved
It's just you and me, baby
Now let me just
AAUGHSHSJNKCSKJSKKV
WELL FUCK YOU
AND FUCK THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY TOO
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Stole the sleigh, I’m on my way
to the motherfuckin pole with the AK spray
bitches think that I’m cray, got his head on a tray
and I’m stealing his coat as I head on my way
Coal in your stocking for playing your games
Devilish fantasies plotting my way
I’mma creep in your chimney, I’m watching you lay
but I’m waking you up and I’m taking to name
Fully irate, wooly my ways
Stuck in a blizzard I’m praying for praise
I’m gon rip out his gizzards and piss on his brain
You can cry all you want but you pussies to blame
I’m the new St. Nick and I’m packing the sticks
The old sleigh wasn’t hot so I lifted that shit
KRAVN flipping the switch as I’m baggin his bitch
while she making me cookies and suckin my dick
KRAVN is blessing the naughtiest kids
from the bottom of bay on my nautical shit
Santa making a mess when I leave ‘em to guess
I’m just shaken and stressing the holidays bitch
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S1G1TAL - Ornaments
02:05
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wrote my wishlist in my left wrist
carols sung from colorless lips
bells ring from a faraway nowhere
hollow as this lifeless gift
this life was a lifeless gift
I didn't ask to exist
this life was a lifeless gift
I'm an ornament bound to shatter
hang me from the pine outside
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The Holloway Tape North Port, Florida
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