I just need to make this jump and
FUCK I MISSED IT
Tropical paradise that’s covered
BLACK OOZE SLUDGE PAINT
Tentacles tearing limb from limb
KILL THOSE SQUID FUCKS
Tyrannical turtle daddy issues
DISGUISED AS ME
Tilt left
Side jump
Wall jump
Don’t forget to dive
And fuck…
FUCK I MISSED
THIS WOULDN’T BE SO FUCKING HARD
WITH THAT JETPACK FUCK ON YOUR BACK
PRECISION I’VE GOT DOWN TIGHT
BLISTERED FINGERS FUCKED LEFT AND RIGHT
Shot at least a thousand times
Those rays that fucking multiply
Shocking ooze that coats the town
Vomit juice from lizard mount
HEATHEN SOILS ISLAND AGAIN
SLUDGE THAT PAINTS TOWN’S WALLS BLOOD RED X2
Turtle needs a brand new mom
Turtle wields the paintbrush wand
Turtle steals the plumber’s hoe
Turtle needs to fucking go
KILL THAT TURTLE IN HIS HOT TUB
BOIL HIS ASS RUBBA DUB DUB
SLIT HIS THROAT ONE FOUL SWOOP
TURN THAT FUCK INTO A SOUP
OH HOORAY ISLAND IS SAVED
FUCKING GIRL KIDNAPPED AGAIN
TAKEN TO GALAXY BASE
TIME TO KILL TURTLES IN SPACE
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