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Dunder Mifflin
This is Pam
A nice slice of Christmas Pam
With a side of candied Pams
Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam
Miss Beasley if you're nasty
Wish I could bang John Krasinski
He's too busy fucking Amy
Use her blood for my next painting (x2)
I've been sitting at the copier all day
Watch you flirt around with Dwight
You sure you're not gay?
Must I be more obvious
Little Kahuna?
I just want to pin you down
And ride your BIG TUNA
Oh I see you're dating Karen baby
Seems you're having problems lately
Would you like her pushing daisies?
Just like I did to Katie?
That's right!
That's right bitch!
I FUCKING STRANGLED HER
I TOOK KAREN BITCH
AND FUCKING MURDERED HER
NO GIRL CAN HAVE YOU JIM
I'LL FUCKING MURDER THEM
NO GIRL CAN HAVE YOU JIM
I'LL FUCKING MURDER THEM
Love me
Lust me
FUCK ME (x4)
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Dunder Mifflin
This is Pam
A nice slice of Christmas Pam
With a side of candied Pams
Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam
Miss Beasley if you're nasty
Wish I could bang John Krasinski
He's too busy fucking Amy
Use her blood for my next painting (x2)
I keep a shrine of you boy
And it's oh so lovely
Got rid of my lover Roy
And I'm oh so happy
Now we can be together Jim
Just love me darling
Even Dwight has a squeeze
I shouldn't be lonely
I SAW MICHAEL'S FUCKING COCK
DOES THAT MAKE YOU ANGRY
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME
I'M JUST THE HOTTEST FUCKING GIRL
WHY WON'T YOU FUCK ME!?
FUCK ME (x18)
YES WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
I've read Toby's mystery books
And hatched a new idea
To get you into my nook
Create a brand new Alias
The Strangler?
So nefarious!
And blame it on some Atheist
So I won't take the blame for this
Misogynistic? That's okay!
Who'd expect a girl anyway?
I've waited Jim
I've waited Jim
And now you'll need to fucking pay
'Cause this is not a game to me
Like Flonkerton or Dunderball
It's time to die
Now take a fall
First I'll gut you
Then I'll cut you
Then rip off your face
I'm dissecting
Now ingesting
An exqusite feast!
You're still breathing?
How endearing
Now I'll stake your heart
The taste of bloom consumes my being
What is there to do?
I've killed Oscar, Kevin, Creed
And even Kelly too!
There's nothing left I've fucking lost it
Little Pammy's GONE AND DONE IT
Oh my god
What have I done?
I've killed the only one I loved (x6)
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Quite possibly the most full-on album I've ever listened to. Intense, and then some. 'Digital Tarpit' could describe both the track and the whole album: high-pitched guitar squeals that make your fillings itch coupled with merciless, suffocating heaviness. The Avenell-esque vocals top it off perfectly.
Brilliant - punishing, but brilliant. jim_fuego
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