1. |
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In this short life I've had
I've taken it all for granted.
So I'll change, and start a legacy.
Be the villain if it means I'll live my fantasy.
Let's play hide and seek
I'll hide in plain site
And you'll still be caught first.
Start a war with me
With the cartel out the way
What's a shitty biker gang?
(Chorus)
I just robbed a freight fucking train
Entropic rule is my end game
I'll blow out your nazi crew's brains
But first you'll have to say my name.
I've killed men,
exploding grandpas,
bike locks,
drugs, guns, Pontiacs,
poisoned kids, enslaved my children
And I'll hear you say my name.
SAY MY NAME.
SAY MY NAME
SAY MY NAME
SAY MY NAME
(Chorus)
I just robbed a freight fucking train
Entropic rule is my end game
I'll blow out your nazi crew's brains
But first you'll have to say my name.
I've killed men,
exploding grandpas,
bike locks,
drugs, guns, Pontiacs,
poisoned kids, enslaved my children
And I'll hear you say my name.
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2. |
Man-At-Legs
03:28
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Bottomless caves dives into the gatekeeper's insides
I'll figure you out if it rots my mind.
I'm stalwart and stagnant
Mundane and fasting
I'm terrible at asking for favors
But here's one:
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD.
I'm trying to resuscitate,
This conversation's suffocating.
It's dead man,
It's dead man,
IT'S DEAD.
You are a fair-weather pulsar discography,
You are an entropic parody
Forever rewinding,
rewinding,
rewinding,
rewinding,
rewinding,
rewinding,
REWINDING.
Astronomical phantasms of the eastern girl's vanity
An effeminate, insane, psycho jaded rarity.
She's lonely and sexy
And lovely and vexing
I'm mashing the abort button
She's already SHOT ME DEAD
HERE'S THAT SONG YOU FUCKING BITCH,
I'm trying to maintain it
But my mind's still screaming to strangle her
Moronically adhered to your fucked up bullshit.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
(Gibberish)
A whoring lifestyle developed in satire
Misconstrued and broke to pieces
I'd paint a mural of your insides but I'm sorry honey
It's the wrong shade of red.
This painting's disgusting
Resemblance of my imperfection
Smashing and tearing, gnashing and bearing.
This painting's disgusting
Resemblance of my imperfection
Smashing and tearing, gnashing and bearing.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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3. |
Jack's Cold Sweat
02:19
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Don't you think this is fucking dumb?
Don't you think this is fucking dumb?
I've got a hunch I'm being stabbed in the back
Your silver tongue has got me smothered in mud.
Don't be coy, just fuck off.
Gonna strangle you.
I'm the joke? I'm the fool?
Gonna strangle you.
A mistake? No mistake!
Gonna strangle you.
Namaste, so passé.
GONNA STRANGLE YOU!
Alright
Fist fight
Such might
Poor sight.
Alt-right cock fight
No bite
Scum kite.
Mall fight
Nose bite
Short height
Take flight.
Skull white
Shit night
Piss light
Wrist write.
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4. |
Citadel Of Spiders
03:39
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I've got something to say today:
"This shit sucks"
And you'll complain.
Have some wine or champagne
I'm sure you'll need it to exclaim:
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE SUCH AN ELITIST
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DISAGREE WITH THIS!!!!" (x4)
I am not a fucking elitist
I just have an opinion you dipshit.
I understand that it's all subjective
I'm just a little harsh and that's my objective.
'Cause you all say that you don't give a fucking shit
But then you wrote your little song
So just admit fucking it.
I'll show you what it really means
And set my demons free
Your face is warm with regret
I WANT TO HEAR YOU SCREAM.
Because if I was you'd know I'm insane
I'd line you all up and bind you with chains.
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK UP
And display your indifference
I'll spill out your guts
And display my belligerence.
BECAUSE IF I WAS YOU'D KNOW I'M INSANE
I'D LINE YOU ALL UP AND BIND YOU WITH CHAINS.
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK UP
AND DISPLAY YOUR INDIFFERENCE
I'LL SPILL OUT YOUR GUTS
AND DISPLAY MY BELLIGERENCE!
Strangle the inferior
Purge all undesirables
Death metal superior
Your taste unbelievable
STRANGLE THE INFERIOR
PURGE ALL UNDESIRABLES
DEATH METAL SUPERIOR
YOUR TASTE UNBELIEVABLE.
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5. |
Rubberman
05:38
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I can see the innocence
Flowing from your eyes
Shotgun killing spree
YOU'VE DONE IT
NOW YOU'RE FUCKING MINE!!
(Chorus)
I'm totally manic
You know I'm hysteric
I'm telling you man:
I'M A PSYCHO! (x4)
I'm only a feminist because I'm a SLUT
I take what I need and I need what I FUCK.
But with ONE SMALL INCISION
That's all, don't fret.
AND AFTER IT ALL
YOU'LL BE EXQUISITE AT BEST
'Cause your face is so boring,
Abhorring, and whoring.
It's like God just gave up
And you're what he's mourning.
BUT RELAX, IT'S OKAY!
I'm sure you've made the cut
And with one more incision
you're a little fucking CUNT.
I can see the innocence
Flowing from your eyes
Shotgun killing spree
YOU'VE DONE IT
NOW YOU'RE FUCKING MINE!!
(Chorus)
I'm totally manic
You know I'm hysteric
I'm telling you man:
I'M A PSYCHO! (x4)
Manifestos been written
Guns are loaded
Bombs are packed
Debit card
Dust inhaled
HEY LET'S GO GET SOME ASS.
YOU TRIED
Keep your hands to yourself
I don't want to feel your shame (x8)
Alright
Alright
Alright today
She said okay
But I'm not okay
She said okay
But I'm not okay
She said okay
BUT I'M NOT OKAY
She said
"Oh what it do?
Fight today!"
She said
"Oh what it do?
Fight today!"
She said
"Oh what it do?
Fight today!"
She said
"Oh what it do?
Fight today!"
FIGHT TODAY YOU
MOTHERFUCKER
SON OF A FUCKING
FUCKER
FUCK YOU
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6. |
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(Chorus)
I'm all tongue tied
And these words weigh like bricks
Staring at a page
Like I don't give a shit
I can't even sing to a tone deaf crowd
Why I sit alone
With this idiot's crown. (X2)
It's like they're breathing down my back
Expecting gold to come from ash
So I lay frozen
Apathetic
Fucking pathetic
WHY CAN'T THESE SONGS
JUST WRITE THEMSELVES!?
WHY CAN'T THESE SONGS
JUST WRITE THEMSELVES!?
I'm wasting all my time alone
No motivation
Just alone
Wasting all my time alone
IN THE CATACOMBS
WHY CAN'T THESE SONGS
JUST WRITE THEMSELVES?!
WHY CAN'T THESE SONGS
JUST WRITE THEMSELVES!?
FUCK
GODDAMNIT
IT'S ELEMENTARY SHIT
FUCK
GODDAMNIT
IT'S ELEMENTARY SHIT
(Chorus)
I'm all tongue tied
And these words weigh like bricks
Staring at a page
Like I don't give a shit
I can't even sing to a tone deaf crowd
Why I sit alone
With this idiot's crown. (X2)
I wanna be just like Dr. Seuss
And rhyme words with
Obtuse
Caboose
ZIP ZOPPA DOOS
I wanna be just like Jim Morrison
Overdose on heroin
End up in the bargain bin
I wanna be just like Dr. Seuss
And rhyme words with
Obtuse
Caboose
ZIP ZOPPA DOOS
Perhaps I'm not creative like my family
I'm questioning my sanity
BLIP BLOOP BLOP BALAMITY
I'm falling
Just falling
And swelling
And dwelling (x4)
I'M FALLING
I'M FAILING
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7. |
Jack's Smirking Revenge
02:52
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Let's start this fucking right
'Cause I'm not in-fucking-sane
Though I'm talking to myself
'Cause we share the same brain
And we're all so fucking pissed
"Cause you thought you'd get away
From this schizophrenic fuck
Who had this to fucking say:
"Try to fight me
Try to fuck me
Tear my heart strings
It's all the same thing
Beat me down bitch
Try to break me
Gouge my eyes out
Just don't love me"
Why'd I break?
Why deny?
Fuck me
Fuck
Gouge my eyes (x6)
Revenge (x8)
Why don't you just listen?
Why don't you just
FUCK ME
KILL ME
EAT ME
Why don't you just listen?
Why don't you just
FUCK ME
KILL ME
EAT ME
Why don't you just listen?
Why?
Listen
Listen
LISTEN
LISTEN
Why?
LISTEN
LISTEN
LISTEN
WHY??!
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8. |
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Brought up in a world
Where fiction is fact
Sticking to the trends
Condemned for our sins
My mind is devolving
From a space aged world
A debate about some gunfire
That never took place
Technology will never come
So we must pretend
Progress is a facade
If the past prevails
Laser beams
Sword fights
Someone's father?
Self destruct!
Original content is useless
When we can franchise this bullshit (x4)
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9. |
Sandbar Knife Fight
03:11
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Alright
Alright
Alright
Come and get some (x4)
Sandbar knife fight
Sandbar knife fight
Come on fight me
You little fucking fuck (x4)
Are you scared of me? (x6)
Alright
Alright
Alright
Come and get some (x4)
Come on stand up
You little pussy bitch (x4)
"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP HERE
MOTHERFUCKERS
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
YOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW
WHAT'S COMING TO YOU
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME TONIGHT
GET READY FOR THE GUN SHOW!!!!"
COCKSUCKING BITCH
COCKSUCKING BITCH
COCKSUCKING BITCH
COCKSUCKING BIIIIIITTTTCCCHHHHHHHH
BEAT MY ASS
AND SUCK MY COCK (x8)
EAT MY FUCKING ASS (x16)
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10. |
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I walk by the same roadkill
Every fucking day
That the maggots embrace
As it slowly rots away
And it drives me insane
I could share the same fate
As a star encrusted star
That's not needed anymore.
How many girls must I fuck
Til I prove my life's worth?
Will they ever be enough?
They're just lyrics to these songs
That nobody wants to hear
So they go and disappear
So they go and disappear
SO THEY GO AND DISAPPEAR
And why are all the best songs
All so fucking sad?
Listen to the grind of
My teeth against my skin
Skipping to the beat of
My heel against your scalp
Just another love song
Never written down (x2)
Eager
Meet her
Feed her
Cheat her
Skeet her
Eat her
Eager
Meet her
Feed her
WON'T YOU LOVE ME?
CUCK ME
AND FUCK ALL MY FRIENDS!?
WON'T YOU LOVE ME?
CUCK ME
AND FUCK ALL MY FRIENDS!?
WON'T YOU LOVE ME?
CUCK ME
AND FUCK ALL MY FRIENDS!?
Eager
Meet her
Feed her
Cheat her
Skeet her
Eat her
Eager
Meet her
Feed her
Cheat her
Skeet her
FEAST ON MY FLESH (x8)
Fuck me sideways!
French dip mayonnaise!
Corn chip brown gaze!
Steamed lunch foreplay! (x2)
Run away!
Come and play!
Find a way to stay!(x4)
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
Fuck me sideways!
French dip mayonnaise!
Corn chip brown gaze!
Steamed lunch foreplay!
La-La-La-La-La-La-La
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11. |
Vermicious Knid
02:48
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Imposter!
Cheater!
Hiding behind your thick wall of sound
A plastic existence!
Pandering to the uninformed
Waste of society
A cute little face for those of us
Who worship mediocrity
So sit down and shut up
To them you're a fucking
Mindless puppet
Mindless puppet
With plenty of strings attached
"Your insecurities would make a great skit
But I'm afraid you'll need a little face lift
Just take a cold hard look at yourself kid
Tattered jeans and yellow teeth don't market"
Whore yourself and sell your character
For all the fame and cheap hand shakes
Your life is a product now
No free will
No free will (x4)
Pay until you've spent
EVERY FUCKING CENT
From screaming diehard fans
TO SLEAZY JUNKYARD SLAMS
Hair's receding
SHIT
Inject another hit
You're addiction is a mess
AND YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING DICK FOR LESS (x2)
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12. |
Natalie Knightley
04:57
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Look at how smart I am
I just know everything
Existing behind a screen
Absorbing the shit I read
People just can't relate
To the ego they hate
To suppress
CREATE
Alone and there's no escape
People just can't relate
To the ego they hate
To suppress
CREATE
Alone and there's no escape
Alone and there's no escape
Alone and there's no escape
Alone and there's no escape
NARCISSISM IS ESCAPE!
I keep on turning back
Even though I must keep treading forward
Losing all the trust I've had
In favor of my selfish fetish (x2)
I'm fucked again
She took my hand
She's in my skin
And fucks me dead
I'm fucked again
She took my hand
She's in my skin
And fucks me dead
I'm fucked
You're fucked
He's fucked
She's fucked
I'm fucked
You're fucked
He's fucked
She's fucked
I'm FUCKED
You're FUCKED
He's FUCKED
She's FUCKED
I'M FUCKED
YOU'RE FUCKED
HE'S FUCKED
SHE'S FUCKED
i'M FUCKED!!!!!!!!!
Maybe someday I'll smell the roses
Do some jumping jacks
And strike some poses (x2)
Aha you know you want it
Come on you know you want it
Come on and come and get it
Can't be living life like some emo fuck
So I better straighten up
Before I'm shit out of luck
"I've seen your pain
I've seen your soul
It's so filthy
You're so starved
You're so alive
You're so alone
You're so alone
You're so alone
Yeah
Alone
Alone
Alone
ALONE
ALONE
ALONE
YOU'RE SO ALONE
ALL ALONE"
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13. |
Quabbity Aschowitz
03:20
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My brain's turned to mush
Muttering nonsense
Of words that don't exist
Forever excrement (x4)
Furby derby
Herpes on purpose
Never shorts and shirty
Detergent dick furry
Hags and hurty
Vampire flurry
Swishin swampy burpy
Gaggly gurgly
Harry hurry
Cut down the curry
Makin meth with Murray
Smokin that thick durry
Primp and purry
Pimp with the blurry
Flippin shits with Murphy
Mailman in Kenturkey
Nary tary
Gangin with ghoulin Gary
Fetus fairy
Clowned down the prom with hairy
Met old Jerry
Cruisin with lazy Larry
Gangland Barry
Smokin that spongey scary
GET ME OUT THIS
FUCKING OFFICE NIGHTMARE
GET ME OUT THIS
FUCKING OFFICE NIGHTMARE
GET ME OUT THIS
FUCKING OFFICE NIGHTMARE
GET ME OUT THIS
FUCKING OFFICE NIGHTMARE
Axes grinding
Always on timing
Never lost I'm finding
Swim crawling flying I'm
Never minding
Turn on a diming
Copy cat I'm miming
Giggles I'm grinding I've
Bust my binding
Burst purple lining
Green nugs gold I'm mining
Smoke shit I'm inclining
Recline buying
Lazy boy prying
Sofa sprawl I'm dying
Can't call in I'm lying
Sniffing soaking
Cola bubbles I'm blowing
Darkness coding
Soda coda is groaning
Wind is glowing
All your seeds i am sowing
Snowing blowing
Shoveling knee deep load screen
Debby Brown town
Soak in that brown sound
Crypt inside the creep ground
Sleeping sugar peep pound
Hounding downtown
Street corner playground
Hobos driving greyhound
Nickel and diming bound
Diving deep down
Digging in bloodhound
Enigma in ant mound
Anime sound surround
Downing door pound
Unlocking fourth round
Billowing black background
That bitches sauce I've found
Fuck you Debbie
Fuck you Debbie Brown
Brown Brown (x3)
(Gibberish)
Always in my head (x8)
Overload (x8)
(Gibberish)
Always running from my insanity (x3)
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14. |
Ryan's 9-Iron
05:50
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Let us play this game again
Darling please
I need a friend
To gnash and gnaw
And break my skin
Devoted to unholy sin
So light the candles buttercup
Son of Baphomet fills you up
Arise my true love
Prance along
Now would you kindly sing this song?
(Chorus)
So grab a glass of wine my deer
Let's knock some boots
We're in the clear
Let's fuck throughout this sing-a-long
We're lustful lil the night is gone! (x2)
Incinerate this vile filth
Our once loved gem
So full of wealth
In need of cleansing
Oh so ill
Now listen up
Obey my will!
So light the candles buttercup
Son of Baphomet fills you up
Arise my true love
Prance along
Now would you kindly sing this song?
(Chorus)
So grab a glass of wine my deer
Let's knock some boots
We're in the clear
Let's fuck throughout this sing-a-long
We're lustful lil the night is gone! (x2)
Trust me
This lustful evening will consume
Your wildest of fantasies
From bondage to necromancy
Summoning apocalypse of sodomy
The moon illuminates your milky flesh
Underneath the orchard tree
You're such a mess
A succubus that's bleeding is what you are
And I am here to expose you
YOU FUCKING WHORE
PUNK ROCK HARLOT (x4)
Such a pretty thing
SUCH A PRETTY THING
And here you thought you'd turn around
And pull this shit on me
You say you're crazy girl?
I say insanity
It's hereditary solitary
And so unclean
You fucked everything
So I fucked your everything
Your sins weigh you down
As you're pinned to the ground
It's funny to think
This is how you'll be found
As Satan he strikes with a thunderous roar
And here you're still bleeding
And begging for more
It's disgusting you're fucking turned on by this shit
With your guts on the wall and they're covered in piss
It's disgusting you're fucking turned on by this shit
With your guts on the wall and they're covered in piss
No shame filthy! (x8)
Darling please
I loved you so
But your knife in my back
Was too much to expose (x4)
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15. |
The Hashslinging Slasher
06:18
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(Chorus)
I can't hang out here all night
I've got a life
Trapped in this place
Where the only walls
Ooze green slime! (x2)
The lights they flicker on and off
The phone will ring and nobody will answer
Finally he arrives in the ghostly. bus that ran him over (x2)
(Chorus)
I can't hang out here all night
I've got a life
Trapped in this place
Where the only walls
Ooze green slime! (x2)
The lights they flicker on and off
The phone will ring and nobody will answer
Finally he arrives in the ghostly. bus that ran him over (x2)
(Chorus)
I can't hang out here all night
I've got a life
Trapped in this place
Where the only walls
Ooze green slime! (x2)
Incinerate and violate
Annihilate
And rape them all bitch (x4)
Raped and faked
And raped
Oh god she's raped (x4)
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
YOU ARE GONNA DESTROY YOURSELF
YOU'RE STUPID
AND DESTROYING MY LIFE
Oh
I feel it grow
I feel it swell
I feel it growing and I can't control it (x4)
BUT THIS SHIT AIN'T FREE (x4)
KEEP MY SELF IN LINE (x4)
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16. |
Scranton Strangler 666
08:27
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(Chorus)
Dunder Mifflin
This is Pam
A nice slice of Christmas Pam
With a side of candied Pams
Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam
Miss Beasley if you're nasty
Wish I could bang John Krasinski
He's too busy fucking Amy
Use her blood for my next painting (x2)
I've been sitting at the copier all day
Watch you flirt around with Dwight
You sure you're not gay?
Must I be more obvious
Little Kahuna?
I just want to pin you down
And ride your BIG TUNA
Oh I see you're dating Karen baby
Seems you're having problems lately
Would you like her pushing daisies?
Just like I did to Katie?
That's right!
That's right bitch!
I FUCKING STRANGLED HER
I TOOK KAREN BITCH
AND FUCKING MURDERED HER
NO GIRL CAN HAVE YOU JIM
I'LL FUCKING MURDER THEM
NO GIRL CAN HAVE YOU JIM
I'LL FUCKING MURDER THEM
Love me
Lust me
FUCK ME (x4)
(Chorus)
Dunder Mifflin
This is Pam
A nice slice of Christmas Pam
With a side of candied Pams
Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam
Miss Beasley if you're nasty
Wish I could bang John Krasinski
He's too busy fucking Amy
Use her blood for my next painting (x2)
I keep a shrine of you boy
And it's oh so lovely
Got rid of my lover Roy
And I'm oh so happy
Now we can be together Jim
Just love me darling
Even Dwight has a squeeze
I shouldn't be lonely
I SAW MICHAEL'S FUCKING COCK
DOES THAT MAKE YOU ANGRY
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME
I'M JUST THE HOTTEST FUCKING GIRL
WHY WON'T YOU FUCK ME!?
FUCK ME (x18)
YES WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
FUCK ME
I've read Toby's mystery books
And hatched a new idea
To get you into my nook
Create a brand new Alias
The Strangler?
So nefarious!
And blame it on some Atheist
So I won't take the blame for this
Misogynistic? That's okay!
Who'd expect a girl anyway?
I've waited Jim
I've waited Jim
And now you'll need to fucking pay
'Cause this is not a game to me
Like Flonkerton or Dunderball
It's time to die
Now take a fall
First I'll gut you
Then I'll cut you
Then rip off your face
I'm dissecting
Now ingesting
An exqusite feast!
You're still breathing?
How endearing
Now I'll stake your heart
The taste of bloom consumes my being
What is there to do?
I've killed Oscar, Kevin, Creed
And even Kelly too!
There's nothing left I've fucking lost it
Little Pammy's GONE AND DONE IT
Oh my god
What have I done?
I've killed the only one I loved (x6)
I AM THE SCRANTON STRANGLER (x12)
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